just a little something!

it all began a while back and i dont even remember when... i guess i added this girl on facebook as i often do when i get bored and i start to notice that i have like all these notifications, which is weird because i no one ever talks to me right. so i investigate this strange phenomenon i discover that there is this girl that is "liking" all my pictures and statuses in my head im thinking that this is going to be like some ugly girl or something like that to my surprise its this girl and she is pretty cute...i look on her profile thing to see how old she is because although cute looking, she does look a bit young upon searching there was no age verification so i play it safe and dont do anything a few weeks go by and she is relentless with my posts and pics, just "liking" everything (this was not a bad thing because i loved all the notifications) so one day i decide that im going to contact my mystery facebook stalker and see if she will talk to me, since she is stalking me by this point :P i ask her why she is stalking me and she replies that i should be so lucky to be stalked by her and that she merely liked all the things that i did and found me fascinating we end up talking for a while, upon which i find out that she is only 16 you can imagine my hopes of getting anywhere with this girl were crushed, but she kept on talking to me and trying to get me to flirt with her (her exact words) she told me that she never really liked older guys until she started talking to me so naturally i felt like a badass, but i had to decline on the flirting since im like 3 years older than her. without skipping a beat we just keep talking and eventually become friends and stuff..i asked her about why she stalked me and she immediately declined ever such an action, but i know she was...i bet she will still deny it well then her birthday was coming up and she kept wanting me to flirt with her and kept telling her that i couldnt because im not trying to go to jail haha so for her birthday i spit a little game, between good friends, as a little birthday present now we are like super good friends and she starts telling me all her life problems like im supposed to fix them, hahaha im a great listener. i impart my great wisdom onto her because i mean what else am i going to do with it, pass it on to some guy on the street? she listens to all the boring crap i have to say cause i need someone to talk to since all my bestfriends are MIA. then out of no where she decided that she hated me for like a week because i was probably being my regular asshole self and pissed her off after that we were koo again because we are both awesome! so then we were talking and i was telling her about my blog(which is this one right here) and how i had included her in the previous post, she was stoked to say the least to which i replied i would write an entire post dedicated solely to her! she was smitten by that cause who wouldnt want someone to write about them? now to all of you reading that arent her (cause i know you are reading this too) the name of this tenacious, amazing, totally chill girl is VANESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D yea shes pretty awesome and its safe to say that im making her one of my bestfriends because she fucking deserves it! i mean if someone is willing to put up with me all the time then they are fucking worth keeping around also she is pretty weird cause shes totally hipster but doesnt like to admit it haha shes one of those metal heads which is koo i guess :P id say im protective of her cause shes littttle hahaha so no one better mess with her i also visited her one time at walgreens where she works and that was like one of the most awkward 5 mins of my life and i blame her for that, since she works there hahaha needless to say she has some pretty powerful swag too